BORA BORA (AP) - Is that an Earthquake in Bora Bora? No, that was just President/CEO Sean Uezu cleaning house. In an unannounced press conference, Sean told the press, "I think we need to go 'back to the future.' We have not forgotten all our loyal fans in Belfast. The team has such a storied and successful past. I think a good way to take the step to the next level is to bring back guys who tasted success."

With wardrums and fireknife dancers going off, in walked Ryu Nobeoka and Mike Castro. Former ESPN Anchor and current P.R. Director Dan Patrick made the announcement, "Introducing Ryu Nobeoka, our new Vice President of Player Personnel and new manager Mike Castro."

Nobeoka bowed to the assembled press and through a translator said, "I'm not promising anything except that I'm going to try my best. I'd like to thank Mr. Uezu for giving me this opportunity. I am extremely honored to be a part of this team again."

Mike Castro chimed in, "My new boss is just being humble. This guy will make a difference. Ryu has a special eye for the game and I'm sure he's going to get me players that will bring this team back to glory. And you can be sure that if the players aren't performing I'm going to kick some ass and put 'em in their place."

Sean interrupting him, "No chin music during BP, okay Mike? It's in your contract."

"Hey, if one of those young punks needs to be brushed back, they will be brushed back. If it wasn't for this damn tendonitis, I'd still be pitching for ya Sean. I'm really happy that you brought me back. I guess you are gonna get those 3 years left on my contract one way or the other." Mike quipped back.

As he walked down the podium, Sean was overheard saying, "These guys have four rings..."

Which Mike quickly shouted, "...I have six, sir. Bel/Bora has four..."

"Anyway, my point is that these guys know how to win. It's as simple as that. Mikey will definitely get the most out of the guys we have on the team. And there's good ol' Ryu. Before the ink on the contract even dried, he started plugging away calling up teams to see who's available. He's one of the hardest working guys, not to mention one of the most knowledgeable baseball guys I know. He doesn't speak English, but he speaks Baseball. I can't wait for what the future holds."