SAN JOSE, CA (AP) - The FBI Computer Crime unit was sent out to the Commissioner's Office to investigate an alleged terrorist attack on the Weaver League's computer servers.

The incredible Virtual General Manager created by Havana Cigar's owner Ed Mercado was apparently taken down. No organization has stepped forward to admit to the attack, but the FBI has stated there are some leads they are following. A blank text file named, "Russia will Rise Again.txt" was one of the files left by the hackers. In addition, there have been some rumors of a Russian uprising after Comrade Royer was removed from his post as General of the Moscow Red Army.

At the press conference Commissioner Jim Lockwood assured everyone that back-ups of all sensitive league information was backed-up and should be on-line soon. Visibly agitated he closed his speech by saying, "No commie is gonna shut us down!"