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KINGSTON
(AP) - Twelve games into the 2012 season, the Jamaica
Rastafarians clubhouse has been anything but civilized.
So far in this young season there has been two fights in the
locker room, rumors of shaving points, and a shit load of
trash talk.
On
opening day Rastafarians ace Horatio Barnes pitched eight
innings and only alowed one run, leaving the game in a tie.
After the game Barnes stormed into the locker room to find
Rastas shortstop Toots Ritchie laughing and joking about the
game. Barnes then proceeded to punch him in the face, throw
him on the ground, and put him in the Boston Crippler.
As
if this emotional outburst wasn't enough, later on in the
week pitcher Cesar Coleman brought up the fight and asked
Barnes what it was all about. Without uttering a word, Barnes
grabbed hold of his cleats and started beating Cesar Coleman
to the ground. Coleman is now being placed on the DL and will
be out 4 to 6 weeks.
When
we finally caught up to Horatio Barnes all he had to say was,
"I understand this team is in a rebuilding phase, but
when you go 0-2 in three starts and have a 1.66 ERA, you have
to worry about something. When I see guys laughing about it
I don't know how to feel. If something doesn't happen with
these bats soon I might have to test the free agent market."
So
has anything been done? No. Over the years it has been questioned
if Rastas owner Eric Cochran even exists. Yes, we know he
owns the team, he has owned them since the 2000 season. But
where was he during the ammy drafts from 2000 to 2009? Where
are his 83 contact, 83 power players? And why is it that when
every time someone trys to reach him at his office they hear,
"Pass the doobie to the left hand side!" on his
answering machine?
After
repeated attempts to contact Eric we finally caught up with
him at the Eminem concert at the Shoreline amphitheater in
Mountain View, California. We asked him how he felt about
Barnes situation and what he had planned for his team this
2012 season.
"To
tell you guys the truth, I didn't even know Barnes socked
those guys. They probably deserved it. He's our stud, he can
do what he wants, I've got my team right where I want 'em,
my pitching is starting to solidify now i'm just working on
the batters. It's hard to have both hitting and pitching at
the same time, I tip my hat to all those teams that do. I
realize that soon I might have to trade some of these pitchers
to get the bats, so if Barnes keeps up this attitude or comes
at me crazy, then he'll find him self as trade bait for all
those play off bound teams, I can't hold that guy back forever,
he's a winner and wants it real bad... a Weaverball title,
that is."
With
injuries to Coleman and Palacios the Rastafarians have decided
to bring up super star pitching prospect Slim Davis to their
active roster. His first start will be on April 16th against
the Rio De Janerio Capybaras.
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