MARTY POLANSKI
FRANCHISE: HONOLULU VOLCANOS
OWNER SINCE 1997 SEASON

RALPH KRASKIEWICZ
FRANCHISE: RIO DE JANERIO CAPYBARAS
OWNER SINCE 1998 SEASON

TRAVIS BURNETT
FRANCHISE: LOS ANGELES RIOTS
OWNER SINCE 2000 SEASON

TONY STELLATO
FRANCHISE: SICILY GODFATHERS
OWNER SINCE 2000 SEASON

KEN PAPLANUS
FRANCHISE: LONG BEACH LOBSTERS
OWNER SINCE 2004 SEASON

J.J. COMMISSO
FRANCHISE: EDMONTON ORCAS
OWNER SINCE 2007 SEASON

ERIC RADCLIFFE
FRANCHISE: CAIRO SCORPIONS
OWNER SINCE 2012 SEASON

GREG CHUN
FRANCHISE: BOMBAY ELEPHANTS
OWNER SINCE 2016 SEASON

ADAM COSTA
FRANCHISE: SYDNEY REBELS
OWNER SINCE 2021 SEASON

DAN CALLEGARI
FRANCHISE: MILAN MARAUDERS
OWNER SINCE 2023 SEASON

SAM MARTINEZ
FRANCHISE: ACAPULCO TEQUILAS
OWNER SINCE 2024 SEASON

FRANK HALPA
FRANCHISE: WARSAW WHITE EAGLES
OWNER SINCE 2026 SEASON

JIM LOCKWOOD
FRANCHISE: NEW YORK NUKES
OWNER SINCE 1997 SEASON

EDWIN MERCADO
FRANCHISE: HAVANA CIGARS
OWNER SINCE 1998 SEASON

ERIC COCHRAN
FRANCHISE: JAMAICA RASTAFARIANS
OWNER SINCE 2000 SEASON

DOUG SCHMALTZ
FRANCHISE: CHERNOBYL MUTANTS
OWNER SINCE 2001 SEASON

VINCE STONE
FRANCHISE: HONG KONG DRAGONS
OWNER SINCE 2004 SEASON

SEAN UEZU
FRANCHISE: BORA BORA SURFRIDERS
OWNER SINCE 2011 SEASON

MIKE BARTON
FRANCHISE: STOCKHOLM SWEDES
OWNER SINCE 2012 SEASON

MAX R
FRANCHISE: AMITY WHITE SHARKS
OWNER SINCE 2012 SEASON

CHARLIE SIEB
FRANCHISE: COZUMEL MAYANS
OWNER SINCE 2020 SEASON

ED SANCHEZ
FRANCHISE: VANCOUVER MOUNTIES
OWNER SINCE 2021 SEASON

JIMMY BARR
FRANCHISE: ARGENTINA ARCHERS
OWNER SINCE 2024 SEASON

CLAUDE SEANOSKY
FRANCHISE: LONDON BULLDOGS
OWNER SINCE 2027 SEASON

THE DREADED COMPUTER
FRANCHISE: NONE (for now)
PLOTTING WORLD DOMINATION
SINCE 1997 SEASON