BORA BORA (AP) - "The weather was cold, the service was lousy and the food was terrible. It's no wonder we moved outta that place", said Manager Jeff Spicoli. The Surfriders continued on the Belfast tradition by completing a sweep of Dublin. It was a "disaster" for Ireland's lone franchise as Bora Bora notched two 10-2 wins.

In a seperate press conference GM Uezu, stadium sponsor Hinano Tahiti Brewing and Kimo's Bar on the Beach announced that every shutout by the Surfriders at home will entitle ticketholders to a free 20oz beer at Kimo's place. Hinano has come up with a special microbrew Fielder's Choice Ale for this amazing promotion. Kimo said, "I'm really excited about this partnership. I'm just afraid that Bobby [Warren] might make me go broke!"