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Monday, April 1, 2013
2013 WEAVER LEAGUE POWER RANKINGS
Story by Jim Lockwood

SAN JOSE (AP) - Direct from Weaver League Galactic Headquarters, here are the 2013 Preseason Power Rankings!

RANK TEAM COMMENTS
1 HAVANA The defending champions get the top spot in the power rankings, that's just the way it is dammit! Vida Blue is the new face of Cigars baseball, and Cuban baseball fans couldn't be happier. They'll need Blue and their deep pitching staff to hold off a strong field in the Roehm Division this season.
2 LONG BEACH If Havana is gonna defend their title they'll have to hold off the Lobsters again, and it ain't gonna be easy! Long Beach has arguably the deepest pitching staff in the league, and although the offense isn't quite as scary as it's been in years past it sure ain't bad.
3 NEW YORK Three-fifths of the rotation retired in the offseason, but new All-Timer Dean Chance and promising youngster Cannonball Monciewicz should fill the void nicely. The Nukes' lineup is potent as always, and after finishing three games back in 2013 this could be the year they return to the playoffs.
4 COZUMEL Their offense from last season is still intact, but what's up with their pitching staff? Their top three pitchers are dominant enough to keep them near the top of the rankings, but their lack of pitching depth could spell serious trouble.
5 AMITY The 2013 edition of the White Sharks are already being labeled "The Old Men and the Sea", but in between bingo tournaments and early bird specials at Carrow's they should still have time to win yet another Polanski Division title. This is probably the beginning of the end of their era of dominance though.
6 HONG KONG You heard it here first... Hong Kong will dethrone Bora Bora for the Barnes Division title! The retirement of Tim Adkinson was a significant hit to their rotation, but other than that they weathered the offseason relatively well.
7 BORA BORA They continue to lose pieces to retirement, free agency and trades. Tough to bet against them but all good things must come to an end.
8 JOHANNESBURG Well would you look at the Steelmen! 90 game winners in a tough division last season. They made a big move this offseason, getting Eric Perinet, Paul Wilson and others from Bora Bora. They could and should be in the mix with NY and Cozumel in the Lockwood Division.
9 SICILY They still match up quite well with Hong Kong and Bora Bora. There should be some good pennant races this year and the Barnes race could be the best. Sicily will be right in the thick of things.
10 BOMBAY Longtime Elephants Marcelino Reams and Jim Palmer are in the twilight of their careers. Will they finally get into the postseason? If things go just right who knows, but right now I say they'll be playing golf in October (I hope I'm wrong though).
11 VANCOUVER Added a couple of big bats to their lineup, pitching looks good... they'll make things a lot more interesting in the Roehm but it'll be tough to finish ahead of Havana and Long Beach.
12 RIO DE JANERIO They could be one key trade away from being right in the thick of things in the Roehm, but right now they're battling with Vancouver for third.
13 ARGENTINA Very nice young pitching staff, biding their time while waiting for the White Sharks to start collecting social security in a season or two.
14 EDMONTON The pieces are slowly slowly falling into place for this team, but there are still holes to fill. Fans are looking for the young pitching staff to take it to the next level this season.
15 HONOLULU Two seasons ago they fell just one game short of the postseason before falling just below .500 last season. Will they rebound this season? They'll have to prove the Power Rankings wrong, cuz I say .500 again.
16 LOS ANGELES

Gone is the amazing Sendai Ashikaga, and so too are the glory days of the Riots. Management has made it crystal clear that the rebuilding process has begun.

17 TEHRAN The mighty Lou Gehrig get all the publicity, and rightfully so, but in his shadow Matty Dauss is developing into the brightest young star in the league.
18 CAIRO Look for new All-Timer Joe Morgan to spark the Scorpions offense.
19 STOCKHOLM The Swedes are eagerly anticipating having shortstop Ernie Banks around for a whole season, he missed much of last season due to injury.
20 CHERNOBYL Another team welcoming their All-Timer back from an injury. Lefty Grove suffered a season ending injury after just nine starts last year.
21 PORT LOUIS Their lineup is halfway decent but they won't go anywhere with their pitching staff. Keep an eye on young catcher Jesse Powell, he could be a star in the making.
22 JAMAICA With the additions of new All-Timer Ron Guidry and free agent acquisition Brett Wagner, the Rastas are putting together the semblance of a pitching staff. Now if we could just combine the Dodos offense and the Rastas pitching... nah, they'd still suck.
23 TOKYO Young pitchers Slim Davis and Bob Benjamin could finish 1-2 in the ROTY race. Not much besides those two, but they're good enough to get the Tsunamis out of the Power Rankings cellar for the first time since 2010.
24 BERLIN

The Brewmasters have finally hit rock bottom. After finishing #23 in the past two editions of the Power Rankings, Berlin has managed to slip into the last spot this season. In a way this is actually quite an accomplishment considering they're finishing behind Tokyo and Jamaica, you've almost gotta try to be that bad!

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